Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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