How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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