she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
