So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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