If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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