ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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