i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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