If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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