I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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