Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
