You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
it's great music for shaving your balls
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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