If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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