do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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