hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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