on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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