They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just had sex on a roof
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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