I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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