we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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