wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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