Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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