Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
That was an excessively violent trivia night
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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