is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i drank out of a bidet.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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