I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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