I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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