youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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