I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
this hospital has no fireball
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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