So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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