only if we run a train.
done.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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