Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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