My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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