whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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