New invention idea: vibrating tampons
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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