okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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