That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
