I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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