also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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