I wish I could teleport
im holly from the hills drunk
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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