i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
