This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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