he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
send nudes
from the living room?
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