So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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