i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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