After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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