She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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