woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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