hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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