'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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