you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
He better not be in your backpack
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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