Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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