apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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