It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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