C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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