sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This couple is walking their pig around campus
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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