she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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