you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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