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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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