i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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