just survived the first fart of the relationship.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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