Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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